memory lane

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Finally found myself in one of my most favorite places of all time this week. Lake George, New York has a special place in my heart - not only a picturesque slice of heaven that's home to my favorite childhood memories, but also the place where I memorized all of the words to LL Cool J's "Who Do You Love" over countless nights spent cruising the strip in my friends purple Beretta. Go ahead and Google Image search 'Chevrolet Beretta from the early 90s', and then imagine me at 13, completely flat chested with thick bangs, high top LA Lights, and a Looney Tunes t-shirt, in the backseat busting rhymes. Your're welcome for that. Hey LL, if you're reading this (definitely likely), I'm the one who grabbed your arm at that concert in upstate New York and wouldn't let go... for like, a long time... love you bro.

Along with mastering my rap skills I would fill my childhood summers in LG with bonfires, beach days, boat rides, ice cream cones, truth or dare, sand castle competitions, go-karts, rainy day Atari games (just pong, because that's the only one that still worked), visiting Frankenstein at the haunted house (terrifying), crushing Skee-ball at the arcade, arts&crafts, going to the dude ranch, and stealing peppermint schnapps from our friends parents liquor cabinet.

There is nothing that can compare to the time that I spent with my family and summertime friends up there. The smell of cedar will forever remind me of those little boxes they sold at the Teepee store in town, the ones with the iridescent pictures of eagles or galloping horses on the top. Yes Mom, I needed a new one every summer. The scent fades. Also, my old one is already filled to the brim with tickets from the arcade and friendship bracelets. While you're at it grab me another make your own dream catcher kit, would ya? Vanilla soft serve with rainbow sprinkles will always be my favorite summertime snack. And I'll never not be afraid of sea weed. Who's to say that it's impossible for it to come to life and grab your ankle pulling you down to the bottom of the lake where the giant fish with fangs live and keep you there juuust out of reach of all the other kid's hands dangling in from the big yellow blow up boat that are grasping unsuccessfully trying to save you? It could happen. Sea weed is dangerous. 

Heading back to Lake George with my sisters and my little goober niece for a couple days of fun was a welcomed blast from the past, while making new memories to keep near and dear to our hearts. We flew around a theme park, literally, in a cape. We got pizza at Capri, where the vinyl booths still come complete with personal juke boxes (although the guy at the counter did warn us that it would be a waste of time to try using them), and hit the beach with the backdrop of para-sailers and steamboats. A photo-op with our fav Frank, and a trip to the arcade made our day complete. Hope that you fill your Labor Day weekend making memories with your favorite peeps, and soaking in some sunshine. Maybe you can get a little nostalgic along the way. Just remember, there is always room for ice cream. 

P.S. follow me on twitter why don't ya ( @sosueme_ ), I'll try to be witty without over doing it. 


Happy Monday, With Love, The Queen

IF YOU MISSED THE VMA'S YOU'VE MADE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE. Or you have a life? Debatable, and irrelevant. We've all got to give it up to the Queen*, and her redeeming* and adorable family moment on stage that brought gallons of tears to our eyes. That happened to you too, right?  Most everything makes me cry so I have a hard time gauging what a normal level of tears is, I'm pretty confident that this was a tear worthy moment though. Beyonce has found a way to go from twerking on a stripper pole to smooching her two year old girl on stage in a matter of minutes with ease. We call that #FLAWLESS. 

As they say, we all have the same number of hours in a day as Beyonce! So don't go making excuses over there. It's Monday morning and you've got a whole weeks ass to kick. Aside from the fact that Beyonce has someone to do her hair, her make-up, pick her clothes, buy her clothes, put her into her clothes, watch her baby, feed her baby, buy her baby Chanel, cook her food, spoon feed her her food, chew her food for her, drive her, fly her, wipe her ass and so on - we all have so much in common with her! No, no I don't really have all that much in common with my girl Bey, but I like to pretend that we can relate. We can't all be flawless, and the proof of that is in the red wine stains on a majority of the clothing that I wear on the weekends, but damn gurls, we can try! And boys, you got that beyonce in ya, Work. It. If you're not feeling as fierce as the Queen Bee herself, maybe you need a little pick me up to get on your A-game. So go to Target. You can literally buy happiness there. 

Do what you've got to to get through the work week. Make plans to grab a drink with someone that you haven't caught up with in a while. Treat yourself to some online shopping on your lunch break. FYI 45% off of your purchase on www.Gap.com if you enter DEAL1 at checkout, ends 8/27... just sayin'. Get your nails done. Make your favorite meal for dinner. Do something nice for yourself, and find your inner 'Yonce. Hope that the week flys by for those of you not on vacay, I'll be thinkin' of ya...

* No post has left me yearning for emojis more than this one. A crown. The bee. The hands that are praising something up above. The dancing salsa lady... Just plug them in where you see fit. I'm sure we are on the same page here. 

* take that, divorce rumors. And I quote Young Hov himself, calling his wife the "greatest entertainer in the world."